March 2012
Perfect moment.
Kayla was gonna go to coffee with Patrick and I, but saw I was going and said “…. I don’t have any money. I’m staying here.”
I WIN.
ha.
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I'm so hungry.
my body is NOT used to burning so many calories.
February 2012
that moment where I don’t think about where I’m going and end up in a route I’ve deemed unsafe.
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my whole body..
oh the pain.
and chlorine smell.
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my purse has turned into a first aid kit...
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THEY'RE JUST BUTTONS. WHO THE FUCK CARES?!
Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
someone today is wearing an I heart Finnick shirt….
and the heart is a SUGAR CUBE.
can we talk about how amazing that is?
Friends: Yeah over the weekend I went to Narnia and simply walked into Mordor and went to a sick party and all this awesome shit.
Me: I looked for airports.
Me: And cried over my OTPs
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
so much republican.
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
2thpaste:
when people are mean to stuffed animals i get really upset like i dont think this is normal but like when people grow up and leave them behind i get SO sad and oh my god i can’t even talk about this
I’m not the only one. I can’t even begin to explain how much better I feel knowing I’m not crazy (or at least not alone) in feeling so much for inanimate objects.
“We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.”
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
“HER? AGAIN?”
– Absolutely no one (via apriki)
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Just an epic rant sesh, hold onto your pants.
WHAT THE FUCK ACADEMY?
Harry Potter was my goddamn childhood! Those movies made up everything I’ve ever believed in. They have a beautiful message to fight for what you believe in and that love conquers all.
Those movies deserve an Oscar more than anything, but nope.
10 years and nothing.
I’ve never been more upset, or offended, or hurt.
In my book, HP wins all the awards, because...
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE